Pons, Medulla, Cerebellum Rhombencephalon, Cerebrum 84400 Synthetic Growth Unit Model No. 844PMC Occupied Volume 25.2 cm3 Period of Synthetic Growth 29 December 2030 – 9 March 2032 Amount $1,080,000,000 Without the functionalities of the hindbrain, an android is just meat and metal. Come buy our Synthetic Growth Unit 844PMC’s hindbrain, comprised of the pons, medulla, and cerebellum! What use is a frontal or parietal lobe when it’s not connected to the body? A body without a brain or a brain without a body are both dead as a robot. With SGU-844PMC’s pons, your purchases of lobes will not go to waste. By acting as a bridge that transmits messages between the spinal cord and cerebrum brain, Unit 844PMC’s pons is a step to ensuring a fully functioning android! Don’t forget that the Model No. 844PMC’s pons is also outfitted to be a chemical factory! If equipped, your android will be more likely to sleep than ever! What better than a quiet android while you’re dreaming away! Just as important as the pons, SGU-844PMC’s medulla is a must have. Placeable cuddly over the pons, Model No. 844PMC’s medulla will manage your android’s vital reflexes! You’ll never have to worry about another stain of petroleum and plasma on your curtains! Leaving the best for last, we at WIT and WARE strongly recommend your purchase of the cerebellum! The cerebellum is a necessity for those android fanatics seeking to create a harder, better, faster, stronger monster of flesh and steel. Unit 844PMC’s cerebellum will drastically improve performance with respect to: Coordinating motor movements* Performing timed motor responses Learning by reflex *Initiating voluntary movements not included. With Model No. 844PMC’s 2-month-old cerebellum, you’ll have your own synthetic Michael Jordan in no time!

Pons, Medulla, Cerebellum

Rhombencephalon, Cerebrum 84400

Synthetic Growth Unit Model No. 844PMC

Occupied Volume

25.2 cm3

Period of Synthetic Growth

29 December 2030 – 9 March 2032

Amount

$1,080,000,000

Without the functionalities of the hindbrain, an android is just meat and metal. Come buy our Synthetic Growth Unit 844PMC’s hindbrain, comprised of the pons, medulla, and cerebellum!

What use is a frontal or parietal lobe when it’s not connected to the body? A body without a brain or a brain without a body are both dead as a robot. With SGU-844PMC’s pons, your purchases of lobes will not go to waste. By acting as a bridge that transmits messages between the spinal cord and cerebrum brain, Unit 844PMC’s pons is a step to ensuring a fully functioning android! Don’t forget that the Model No. 844PMC’s pons is also outfitted to be a chemical factory! If equipped, your android will be more likely to sleep than ever! What better than a quiet android while you’re dreaming away!

Just as important as the pons, SGU-844PMC’s medulla is a must have. Placeable cuddly over the pons, Model No. 844PMC’s medulla will manage your android’s vital reflexes! You’ll never have to worry about another stain of petroleum and plasma on your curtains!

Leaving the best for last, we at WIT and WARE strongly recommend your purchase of the cerebellum! The cerebellum is a necessity for those android fanatics seeking to create a harder, better, faster, stronger monster of flesh and steel. Unit 844PMC’s cerebellum will drastically improve performance with respect to:

-Coordinating motor movements*
-Performing timed motor responses
-Learning by reflex

*Initiating voluntary movements not included.

With Model No. 844PMC’s 2-month-old cerebellum, you’ll have your own synthetic Michael Jordan in no time!